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  • high school teacher: yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week
  • college professor: hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.

parydise:

here is your selfie anon

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givemeinternet:

Chasing the sun.

relahvant:

i don’t understand how there are people who don’t listen to music ever like

are you people okay??????

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anthonyedwardstarks:

GET TO KNOW ME MEME1/10 current celebrity crushes » Zayn Malik
@zaynmalik: In life we have decisions to make, paths to take and opportunities to take advantage of.  Go to Wal Mart and get the album this weekend :)

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zeeknd:

THE WAY HIS EYES LIGHT UP RIGHT BEFORE HE SMILES I’M GOING TO CRY MAN

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archiemcphee:

Having previously experienced the joy of Dirds (Dog-birds), today the Department of Awesome Animal Hybrids would like to introduce you to the wonderful world of Meowls, fearsome yet adorable kitty-owls. They sleep a lot more than purebred owls and are equally fond of live and catnip-stuffed mice.

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pronun:

memewhile….

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http://whatreference.tumblr.com/post/78933730962/cutiereferences-when-throwing-a-punch

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